I'm not sure how many of you follow golf, or can't stand "Monty", but I just wanted to post this tidbit for your viewing pleasure...
SANDWICH, England (AP) -- Colin Montgomerie withdrew from the British Open after seven holes Thursday due to wrist and knee injuries sustained in a fall on his way to breakfast.
Ok, now if you're already a golfer that's too fat to keep your center of balance, you might want to think about...
1.) Staying away from a place called "SANDWICH"!!!
2.) Why you're in such a hurry to get to breakfast... you fat bastard!
3.) Examining why you suck so bad... hmmm, could it be that you're a fat ass??? It's kind of hard to swing a club when you're big boneded.
The real question is, did he sustain these injuries in between the 7th and 8th holes, or did he try to fight his way through the pain on the first 7 and then thought about them jelly doughnuts and couldn't resist heading back to the clubhouse.
SANDWICH, England (AP) -- Colin Montgomerie withdrew from the British Open after seven holes Thursday due to wrist and knee injuries sustained in a fall on his way to breakfast.
Ok, now if you're already a golfer that's too fat to keep your center of balance, you might want to think about...
1.) Staying away from a place called "SANDWICH"!!!
2.) Why you're in such a hurry to get to breakfast... you fat bastard!
3.) Examining why you suck so bad... hmmm, could it be that you're a fat ass??? It's kind of hard to swing a club when you're big boneded.
The real question is, did he sustain these injuries in between the 7th and 8th holes, or did he try to fight his way through the pain on the first 7 and then thought about them jelly doughnuts and couldn't resist heading back to the clubhouse.