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Murphy's Law for Commodity Traders
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For every expert who says prices are going up, there is one who says they are going down.
Everyone has a trading strategy that won't work.
If you can drink it, don't trade it.
The market is not logical; it is psychological.
The successful speculator is one who dies before his time comes.
If you drop a dead cat far enough, it will bounce.
The market goes your way the day after your stop was hit.
The big move begins the day after your option expires.
He who sells uncovered options goes broke.
If you feel like doubling up a profitable position, slam your dialing finger in the drawer until the feeling goes away.
The perfect strategy works every time until you start using it.
If your strategy seems to be working well, you haven't been using it long enough.
The guy who owns the horse when it dies is the loser.
When it comes to luck or skill, you can't beat luck.
Pigs won't eat $5 corn or $500 meal.
When the plate of cookies goes around the table, don't forget to take a couple.
When the market is wrong, it doesn't pay to be right.
He who sells what isn't his'n, pays the price or goes to prison.
Be right; sit tight.
The best way to make a small fortune is to start with a large one.
He who knows doesn't tell, he who tells doesn't know.
When you're hot, when you're not, take a vacation.
The market knows more than the sum total of everyone in it.
What everyone knows ain't worth knowing.
The market will do whatever is necessary to fool the majority.
Fundamentals are seldom what they appear to be.
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got.
The first five letters of "broker" spell "broke."
The market punishes those who make mistakes.
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