After 30 years of trading, it is finally easy, but back then....
I need a new broker. This one is horrible with my fills.
Man, I am sooo close
"This is supposed to go down, backtesting last week, it ALWAYS went down, WTF", Ok, not going to take a loss, move my protective stop, damn, price getting near my stop, ah hell, stops are for wimps, just going to cancel that sucker out, only fools uses stops, Margin call-what the hell is that?, didn't know wiring money cost that much, I am making a stand, it can't go up any higher !!! WTF, limit up? What happened to free enterprise, how the hell can something go limit up five days in a row? Six? where are my flipping Tums, sevennnn-I hate brokers-damn phone is ringing again-well take me out of the F*ucking market !!!
eight days-hmmm this is almost funny except I owe twice of what my house costs, nine-What the hell-they could't get me out-it traded, Finally I am out, yep got out on high of the move, I knew it would go down. Dreaded phone call to Uncle, can you loan me $103k-six long years to pay back.....
I need a new broker. This one is horrible with my fills.
Man, I am sooo close
I was so lazy in the beginning, why spend $2000 on back data to test when a weeks worth should be good enough, LOL
Everything I learned in my first year is all I needed for entries, this would have saved me at least 100k of books, videos, seminars etc
Why do I need money management, winning trades take care of themselves?
Breakeven stop? Get out of a trade that will ultimately go my way anyway?
I need a new broker. This one is horrible with my fills.
Man, I am sooo close I can taste it, beach here I come.
I should have asked first to see brokerage statements from those selling me their methods.
What do you mean by new contract highs? That wasn't in my short back testing !!!
I need a new broker. This one is horrible with my fills.
Man, I am sooo close, hmmm, wondering if I should have just gotten extra job at McDonalds for what this is costing me already.
What do you mean I have to pay dividends cause I sold short?
I can't seem to get the hang of trading corn-it moves so slow, coffee looks interesting. Broker says I should use options to hedge my futures position, what does he know, he is a salesman.
What do you mean you are giving me both entry and exit fills at same time-I just placed order ten minutes ago? You know I am supposed to be filled at stop price and not $400 bucks past my stop.
I need a new broker. This one is horrible with my fills.
Man, I am sooo close
SOB, "they" hit my stops on the high of the week and now it is $6k, I could'a stopped using stops, they are only for wimps, and besides I paid my Uncle off....
Ok, now I am learning computer code for backtesting, a year's worth SHOULD be enough. I am going with the system that produces highest profits, so what it has many losses, ahhh, I will be sitting on the beach yet.
What??? I didn't cancel what? No, I don't want 25,000 bushel of wheat, How much is this going to cost me? A flipping car?
I need a new broker. This one is horrible with my fills.
Man, I am sooo close, any day now, sipping pina coladas, the good life.
Hmmm stocks were so much easier to trade, why in God's name did I go into futures? I better get that data and take a year to backtest, hmmm, what an idiot I have been.