Mission Impossible: ET to fix Social Security

Everyone is required to spend the first 6 months of retirement in military service, starting when they receive their first Social Security check. No boot camp or training necessary as a cost cutting measure. Anyone who survives the 6 months of loyal deployment are honorably discharged at which point they can live out the rest of their retirement as normal.
 
your alias tells volumes....what would you use a fat, sickly 62 year old? target practice ? or teach golf?
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Everyone is required to spend the first 6 months of retirement in military service, starting when they receive their first Social Security check. No boot camp or training necessary as a cost cutting measure. Anyone who survives the 6 months of loyal deployment are honorably discharged at which point they can live out the rest of their retirement as normal.
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your alias tells volumes....what would you use a fat, sickly 62 year old? target practice ? or teach golf?
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Mine sweeping and/or the first assault wave. Armed with power chairs and cane guns, they would be unstoppable.
 
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