Miss Utah Botches Answer About Women's Pay

[Lucrum]

Quote from pspr:

It probably depends upon one's looks and the amount of inebriation. That's why I gave myself such long odds.

Because you were inebriated?

 

[LEAPup]

Damn, she's so sexy! As stated above, it's best to just turn down the volume.

 

[pspr]

Quote from Lucrum:

Because you were inebriated?

Yeah! I'm sort of a shy person (as you can tell here on ET) so it takes several drinks before I become out going, so to speak.

 

[CaptainObvious]

Who cares what her politics are? They should just limit these contests to lingerie and various bikinis. You're lucky enough to be with a woman like that you don't talk world affairs. You just bend her over and say, honest, I'm only going to stick the head in. Get's'em every time.:eek: :eek: :eek:

 

[LEAPup]

Quote from CaptainObvious:

Who cares what her politics are? They should just limit these contests to lingerie and various bikinis. You're lucky enough to be with a woman like that you don't talk world affairs. You just bend her over and say, honest, I'm only going to stick the head in. Get's'em every time.:eek: :eek: :eek:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wish I had a dollar for every time I've used that line. Guess I'm not alone in that one. Wonder how many of us have used that one?

 

[pspr]

Quote from CaptainObvious:

Who cares what her politics are? They should just limit these contests to lingerie and various bikinis. You're lucky enough to be with a woman like that you don't talk world affairs. You just bend her over and say, honest, I'm only going to stick the head in. Get's'em every time.:eek: :eek: :eek:

LOL. They should have their vocal chords snipped at birth. Restore world order!

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from CaptainObvious:

Who cares what her politics are? They should just limit these contests to lingerie and various bikinis....

EXACTLY! It's BEAUTY contest for crying out loud.

The spelling bee is in the auditorium across the street.

 

[pspr]

Quote from Lucrum:

EXACTLY! It's BEAUTY contest for crying out loud.

The spelling bee is in the auditorium across the street.

That's right! They should quit asking them questions suitable only for a MENSA meeting!

Let's see who can wear the smallest bikini. Then how about a mud pit fight?

 

[CaptainObvious]

Quote from LEAPup:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wish I had a dollar for every time I've used that line. Guess I'm not alone in that one. Wonder how many of us have used that one?

It has been my life long mission to assist women in embracing their inner slut. I can proudly claim mission accomplished on more than one occassion. Future generations will thank us.

 

[CaptainObvious]

Quote from pspr:

That's right! They should quit asking them questions suitable only for a MENSA meeting!

Let's see who can wear the smallest bikini. Then how about a mud pit fight?

Or hide the butt plug. Now I'd tune in for that.