Microsoft "Bing" Shares

Are Microsoft "Bing" shares listed on stock exchanges or do I have to buy microsoft shares?

Will "Bing" profitable performance increase Microsoft shares value?
 
I have posted good information about Microsoft "Bing" in elitetrader. It requires lot of time and energy to find information and post in forum for discussion. So I should benefit financially from profitable information. I believe Microsoft "Bing" shares will rise 500% in 1 year. Make your own decision.
 
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good idea, time for a spin off.
Do I have to buy Microsoft shares or I have to buy "Bing" shares (are they listed on stock exchange)?
 
They are not listed on any exchange but I hold several thousand private placement "Bing" shares. I will part with some as I want to buy some exotic animals and freeze massive quantities of my own semem, that is expensive. I think they will increase at least 10,000% in the next year but I really need these animals and I can't keep letting my semen go to waste.

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Do I have to buy Microsoft shares or I have to buy "Bing" shares (are they listed on stock exchange)?
 
I love this guy. Where can I get a "bearice" t-shirt. :D

Quote from bearice:

I have posted good information about Microsoft "Bing" in elitetrader. It requires lot of time and energy to find information and post in forum for discussion. So I should benefit financially from profitable information. I believe Microsoft "Bing" shares will rise 500% in 1 year. Make your own decision.
 
Quote from Savant:

I love this guy. Where can I get a "bearice" t-shirt. :D
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