Quote from macal425:
This is a little known feature within Windows XP. When your wife/significant other searches through your browser history, to see if you have been browsing porn websites, the computer automatically self destructs. Its a pretty cool feature that has saved my marriage countless times over the years (has cost me a small fortune in new PC's however).
Did you consider Risks wife was HERSELF surfing porn and the consequent heat cooked the machine.

