Michelle Wolf at WHCD Dinner
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Watch the entire 19 minute clip (if you can endure it).
She's not very funny.
She's not very funny.
Trump blasts White House Correspondents' Dinner 'so-called' comic after she delivered vulgar routine
Trump rips White House Correspondents' Dinner as 'boring bust'
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/201...use-correspondents-dinner-as-boring-bust.html
President Trump on Sunday ripped the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner, calling it a “boring bust' and touting his Michigan rally, at the same time on Saturday night, a “big success.”
“While Washington, Michigan, was a big success, Washington, D.C., just didn’t work,” Trump tweeted. “Everyone is talking about the fact that the White House Correspondents Dinner was a very big, boring bust...the so-called comedian really “bombed.” @greggutfeld should host next year! @PeteHegseth.”
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Trump rips White House Correspondents' Dinner as 'boring bust'
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/201...use-correspondents-dinner-as-boring-bust.html
President Trump on Sunday ripped the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner, calling it a “boring bust' and touting his Michigan rally, at the same time on Saturday night, a “big success.”
“While Washington, Michigan, was a big success, Washington, D.C., just didn’t work,” Trump tweeted. “Everyone is talking about the fact that the White House Correspondents Dinner was a very big, boring bust...the so-called comedian really “bombed.” @greggutfeld should host next year! @PeteHegseth.”
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She can be really funny, but yeah, it wasn't her best work. And, admittedly, some of it made me cringe. (I think maybe she was on a mission.) But fuck Trump and his pants-on-fire administration. Listening to the shit that comes out of them daily, it's not like they deserved better.
I googled her best jokes...I can only stand that screeching type of voice for so long... Though I agree she's had some funny moments in comedy Central.
“Like a porn star says when she’s about to have sex with a Trump, let’s get this over with.”
• “It is kinda crazy that the Trump campaign was in contact with Russia, while the Hillary campaign wasn’t even in contact with Michigan.”
• “Mr. President, I don’t think you’re very rich. I think you might be rich in Idaho, but in New York you’re doing fine.”
• “Trump is racist, though. He loves white nationalists, which is a weird term for a Nazi. Calling a Nazi a ‘white nationalist’ is like calling a pedophile a ‘kid friend,’ or Harvey Weinstein a ‘ladies man,’ which isn’t really fair – he also likes plants.”
• “Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn’t gay.”
• On the #MeToo movement: “It’s probably the reason I’m here. They were like ‘A woman’s probably not going to jerk off in front of anyone, right?’ And to that I say: Don’t count your chickens.”
• “Al Franken was ousted. That one really hurt liberals. But I believe it was great Ted Kennedy who said ‘Wow! That’s crazy! I murdered a woman.’ Chappaquiddick, in theaters now.”
• “Mitch McConnell isn’t here tonight, he had a prior engagement. He’s finally getting his neck circumcised. Mazel.”
Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who was sitting right next to her: “I loved you as Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid’s Tale. Mike Pence, if you haven’t seen it, you would love it.”
• “I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Is it Sarah Sanders, Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Is it Cousin Huckabee? Is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders? Like, what’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know, Aunt Coulter.”
• On CNN: “You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it! Good work! The most useful information on CNN is when Anthony Bourdain tells me where to eat noodles.”
• “Megyn Kelly got paid 23 million dollars by NBC, then NBC didn’t let Megyn go to the Winter Olympics. Why not? She’s so white, cold, and expensive, she might as well be the Winter Olympics.”
Sorry Foreskin, funny people do not work with Trevor Noah.