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Michelle Williams...Commodity Trader and Actress
- Thread starter Maverick74
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Quote from hypostomus:
No offense, you seem like a right old good chap, but it is obvious that English is not your native language if you think all of those people are me.
No offense, Shakespeare seemed like a right old good chap, but you've got more aliases than Edward de Vere.
Quote from hypostomus:
Too much deviation from the mean. Stylistically. Literarily. Grammatically. Vocabularyly. Originalityly. Crueltyly.
The mean is spelling...which you've auspiciously left out of this list. None of the aliases on my list have ever misspelled a word in their entire lives. Busted!
Quote from hypostomus:
From now on it's Mr. Plecostomus to you.
I was thinking more like Posthumous, as in, not funny anymore...or, the joke died a long time ago.
Quote from hypostomus:
But I do thank you for the kind remark concerning how I communicate with Jack. He is my finest longest running creation here. Let the denials begin.
Then this is the only alias that deviates from the spelling mean. Brilliant! That would explain why Jack never heard of a spellchecker, but can always spell the word "orthogonal" correctly.
Quote from Good1:
Philosophy is my department, brother. I'll leave the Kama Sutra up to you.
I am humbled. Or humbugged. You have taught an ineducable old man something new, you prick. Egregore. We embrace it. We are the egregore. We are egregoric. We are egregoriac. We are egrecentric. We embellish it by our actions. Egreglorious. Egreholic. Egretonic. Egregarious. Egregregious. Egreligious. Egrelomanic. Egrenomic. Egrephobic. Egrephiliac. Egrerection. Egrelicious. Egrestatic. So many new words! Oh the fabulous fainting pleasure of egregasmically at last knowing what we are!
Quote from Good1:
The mean is spelling...which you've auspiciously left out of this list. None of the aliases on my list have ever misspelled a word in their entire lives. Busted!
OK. OK. It's a fetish. Like golden showers. Or pink latex. Or compulsive anagrammatism. I cannot abide bad orthography. But four of the posters on your list are not me. You have managed to offend all of us.
Good1, you're not too bright, are you?Quote from Good1:
Larry, just another heads up. I'm adding three more aliases to the list that i say belongs to hypostomus that have posted in this thread:
Joe Doaks
Albert Cibiades
F.-M. Arouet
Brass
Peternam
SamGold
RichardRimes
Emil Kraepelin
Brass, Peternam, SamGold, and Richard Rimes are not among Doaks/Cibiades aliases. That is plain enough to anyone with an IQ over 80. Not only have you included four non-Doaks, but you have missed at least a half-dozen of his other aliases, not the least of which was the late lamented Arthur Deco.
He is tolerated because he is funny, and, unless he has been drinking, not particularly obnoxious. He has made many posts I have found useful. He does have a nose for frauds, although maybe in this case he has overstepped his bounds.
Quote from Kevin Schmit:
Good1, you're not too bright, are you?
Brass, Peternam, SamGold, and Richard Rimes are not among Doaks/Cibiades aliases. That is plain enough to anyone with an IQ over 80. Not only have you included four non-Doaks, but you have missed at least a half-dozen of his other aliases, not the least of which was the late lamented Arthur Deco.
He is tolerated because he is funny, and, unless he has been drinking, not particularly obnoxious. He has made many posts I have found useful. He does have a nose for frauds, although maybe in this case he has overstepped his bounds.
Jeez, don't make me add you to the list too! I only included those aliases that have posted in this thread because there is a 4000 word limit on these posts are something like that. I did forget Lornz because the aliases kind of scurry out of my memory whenever i try to remember them all. Brass still stands accused of impeccable spelling and grammar has has not been able to prove otherwise. Plus, SamGold, Ash1972, and Jack Hershey don't deviate too far from the Dos Equis man mean, which is another dead giveaway. It's almost like Posthumous want to be caught. English may not be my native language (its American), and i may be no Sherlock, but i don't mind playing Kojak if that's what it takes to get my man Larry's back! And Michelle too!
Goodun, an-swear me dis. Yew is a fukkin limey, yaz? Muss bee, cuz ain no fukkin 'murrican nose hoose Edvard de Queer be! An-swear me dis, lime-ass. Yew be no in ma frenchie skulpter man Whodoan? Den yew tells me, fish in chips, y de Whodoan skulp de Voletare, an not de Schmuel Johnsone? Ah nose. Cuz de Voletare, de gots de biggur bettur dick-shun-nare dan de Johnsone! Oh Scar de Wilde. Tee Shirt de Ellyut. Lord of de Canes. Pee Wee Laurnce? Deys all kweers! Nunnum gibs munnys ta ho's lak Cassie. Anglais? Anglaise? Anglaysie! Deys all kweer bitchez!
Quote from Cassandra:
Goodun, an-swear me dis. Yew is a fukkin limey, yaz? Muss bee, cuz ain no fukkin 'murrican nose hoose Edvard de Queer be! An-swear me dis, lime-ass. Yew be no in ma frenchie skulpter man Whodoan? Den yew tells me, fish in chips, y de Whodoan skulp de Voletare, an not de Schmuel Johnsone? Ah nose. Cuz de Voletare, de gots de biggur bettur dick-shun-nare dan de Johnsone! Oh Scar de Wilde. Tee Shirt de Ellyut. Lord of de Canes. Pee Wee Laurnce? Deys all kweers! Nunnum gibs munnys ta ho's lak Cassie. Anglais? Anglaise? Anglaysie! Deys all kweer bitchez!
Ok jus for dat, we be toleratin yer worthless rap fer coupla mo dem weeks, butta betta watchn whatn ya say at ma man Larry oh else!