Michelle Obama Booed At NASCAR Race

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Luke.... do you know that you are insulting over 50% of voters ? . :mad: .
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Chances are, a good portion of those 50% are already kicking themselves for their momentary lapse of reason.

I know I am.
 
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Chances are, a good portion of those 50% are already kicking themselves for their momentary lapse of reason.

I know I am.
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Then you sir are infinitely more intelligent than the dopes that will vote for Odumbo the second time.
 
Quote from Scataphagos:

Maybe... if you go to your family reunion hoping to pick up chicks.
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Nope, I can't remember ever going to a family reunion on my side of the family.

Surely there is something about me that I can use to claim to be a redneck.
Help me out here.

professional pilot
six figure salary
nice house in an upper middle class neighborhood
don't watch any spectator sports
don't fish
don't have a Confederate battle flag
don't care for Budweiser
high credit score
very attractive wife
have all my teeth
no pony tail
no baseball caps
no farm animals in the front yard
attended college (admittedly never graduated)
never kissed a cousin
don't fart if you pull my finger
traveled extensively outside my own county
no transmission in the bath tub - although I have soaked some plywood for bending in there recently

Hey maybe that's it, aircraft grade plywood in the bath tub. Ah Ha it seems I am a redneck after all.
 
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