Several recent newspaper photos have revealed that a surprising number of Goldman Sachs workers are white, male and bald. That non-Goldman people glance at such photos and think ''Holy crap, they even look alike!'' just shows how deeply anti-Goldman bigotry runs in American life.
We at Goldman represent unique clusters of DNA; if we bear some faint surface resemblance to one another, and to creatures from the 24th century, it is only because our superior powers of reasoning lead us to hold in our minds exactly the same thoughts, at exactly the same time.
A shared disinterest in growing hair, for instance, isn't a coincidence of nature but an expression of healthy like- mindedness.
''The world is a pool table,'' our naked-headed CEO likes to tell us. ''And all the people in it are either stripes or solids. You alone are the cue balls.''
