Have a great holiday this year!
Wish I had been here and thought of this for years past, but here I am! (*BELCH*)
It only came to me when I went to a local big-box retailer last week and they had practically no Halloween decorations, but was all decked out for X-Mas. WTH? Halloween has not even happened yet. Why the hell are we stocking up for X-Mas? Marketing cyborgs I tell you.
So whatever, I guess we gloss over Turkey Day as well. Or should we just skip X-mas, and go right to the Easter Bunny? Oh, wait, that is what Santa is serving for X-Mas dinner.
Sorry, Easter next year is cancelled. Santa ruined it. :-(
Wish I had been here and thought of this for years past, but here I am! (*BELCH*)
It only came to me when I went to a local big-box retailer last week and they had practically no Halloween decorations, but was all decked out for X-Mas. WTH? Halloween has not even happened yet. Why the hell are we stocking up for X-Mas? Marketing cyborgs I tell you.
So whatever, I guess we gloss over Turkey Day as well. Or should we just skip X-mas, and go right to the Easter Bunny? Oh, wait, that is what Santa is serving for X-Mas dinner.
Sorry, Easter next year is cancelled. Santa ruined it. :-(

