Celebrate THIS you politically-correct assholers! Shit-jerks! Die you evil child-protectors! OMG, X-Mas is EVIL!
It is not all-inclusive! Every loser is a winner! Come in last place on a 20-man team? Here's a medal! Santa doesn't bring coal to your stocking, he brings soft, moisturized nose wipes for your pansy ass.
Don't choke on the cucumber water! It is WAY more healthy than a few X-Mas chocolates!
By the way, little children of the nubile breast-pillows who bruise like the Princess and the Pea...Santa had sex with Satan once. I know it is true, for I saw it on your Internet. Morons. Sleep and dream well!
Wimps.
It is not all-inclusive! Every loser is a winner! Come in last place on a 20-man team? Here's a medal! Santa doesn't bring coal to your stocking, he brings soft, moisturized nose wipes for your pansy ass.
Don't choke on the cucumber water! It is WAY more healthy than a few X-Mas chocolates!
By the way, little children of the nubile breast-pillows who bruise like the Princess and the Pea...Santa had sex with Satan once. I know it is true, for I saw it on your Internet. Morons. Sleep and dream well!
Wimps.
