Meme of the Day!

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BB unprinted Headlines.
(reminder for libs - it's satire)

Helpful Husband Places Giant Heart On Six Foot Skeleton Still In Yard From Halloween @drconservativeprof
My Memory Is Fine, And Please Stop Calling Me Mr. President @gfanson
Man Prays Wife's Fever Breaks Before It's Time To Make Dinner @dontslowtheearth
Vengeful Wife Gets Haircut Husband Is Sure To Notice This Time @Kirgol
Migrant Suffers Broken Middle Fingers After Trying That In A Small Town @Disidente_Redactico
Trump Preps For Debate With Biden By Arguing With Bowl Of Jello @showquest
SAD: After 50 Years, Beloved Oakland Crack House Closes Its Doors Due To Crime @afnarr
Inconsiderate Onlooker Misses 30% Of Disaster By Filming Vertically @pure_teej
Groundhog Doesn't See Shadow Because He Was Looking At His Phone The Whole Time @neohillbilly
Confirmed: 100% Of Gender Studies Majors Confused About Gender @nicalys
Dog Awkwardly Looks Away While Owner Poops On San Fran Sidewalk @buzzyboy
Biden Asks If Campaign Platform Has Steps @bbarton713
And there are always a few that I love that didn't make it to the top, like the following:
Ben Shapiro Rebrands As 'Li'l Shap' @babylonandonanon
'Just A Flesh Wound,' Declares Nikki Haley, ''Tis But A Scratch' @timberlakeshore
Congress Working On The "Sunny With Blue Skies And Everyone Gets A Puppy Act" @trooper777
Wife Introduces Anti-Shopping Bill That Caps Amazon Purchases At 5,000 Per Day @baberahamlincoln
Humans Of Every Color Surrender Colonized Lands, Return To Mesopotamia @terr922
'Hallelujah! You Can Have It!' Says Harried Mom Of 8 When Trashy Family Van Gets Carjacked In DC @elmer2flp
Trump Surges In Polls After Being Deemed Fit To Stand Trial @Shadrach
Man Sitting By Taylor Swift Just Wants To Eat Nachos Without Being Judged By 200 Million People @dontslowtheearth
 
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