Quote from nutmeg:
I broke my middle finger earlier today,
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First things first. It is not your fault you broke your middle finger, someone is responsible. Contact a good trial lawyer and sue somebody.
A broken middle finger that doesn't heal straight and true will affect your freedom of speech for years. Flipping people off with a broken middle finger could make you a laughing stock, impairing the true intent of your constituional right to an effective message to your fellow citizen, be it driving, walking or communicating with your co-workers and boss.
If you won't see a Doctor for your sake, do it for mom, apple pie and chevrolet. It is unAmerican to not get at least several diagnosis and 6 or 7 tests. I'd call 911, these folks are waiting, no questions asked, to assist you at a moments notice. We are consumers, go out and consume for chrissakes.