Me: How much for a Habanero Ranch quarter pounder?
Mcdonalds: With tax, $4.95
Me: How much for a Habanero Ranch quarter pounds minus bacon, & tomato. Just meat, cheese, bun, lettuce and habanero sauce?
Mcdonalds: $4.95
Me: That does seem fair. Basically charging me for the bacon & tomato that you are not putting on my burger.
Mcdonalds: Sorry, thats our policy.
Me: how much you charge for putting lettuce & habanero sauce on one of your dollar items?
Mcdonalds: 30 cents for the sauce, lettuce is free.
Me: Well since the mcdouble has almost a quarter pound of meat, I will order that with lettuce and habanero ranch sauce.
McDonalds: That will be $1.40 at the next window, sir.
Same amount of food in my belly, but 70% cheaper by building the item up from the dollar menu.
Nobody screws with me. I do the screwing.

Mcdonalds: With tax, $4.95
Me: How much for a Habanero Ranch quarter pounds minus bacon, & tomato. Just meat, cheese, bun, lettuce and habanero sauce?
Mcdonalds: $4.95
Me: That does seem fair. Basically charging me for the bacon & tomato that you are not putting on my burger.
Mcdonalds: Sorry, thats our policy.
Me: how much you charge for putting lettuce & habanero sauce on one of your dollar items?
Mcdonalds: 30 cents for the sauce, lettuce is free.
Me: Well since the mcdouble has almost a quarter pound of meat, I will order that with lettuce and habanero ranch sauce.
McDonalds: That will be $1.40 at the next window, sir.
Same amount of food in my belly, but 70% cheaper by building the item up from the dollar menu.
Nobody screws with me. I do the screwing.
