McDonald’s Fires CEO Steve Easterbrook

How much is his golden parachute worth???

$150 million??

You know he got a nice departure gift!!

Now he can still date that girl.


That would be about right if it was a clean exit. 10x his avg yearly.

I would think 40-70MM.
 
:D
Lol. This just came out the other day too.
Man talk about timing... there's 3 solid punchlines here for Kimmel or Colbert.
Just let your mind wander for a second.


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McDonald's Is Bringing Back Classic Toys
-While Supplies Last

McDonald's is going all out for the 40th anniversary of the Happy Meal.
It's been forty-years since McDonald's introduced their staple, the Happy Meal, and to celebrate, the fast-food chain is bringing back some of their most popular toys from over the years. According to USA Today, from Nov. 7 to the 11th, McDonald's Surprise Happy Meal will be available across the globe; however, there is a catch. The deal will be a "while supplies last"

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"Gold Jerry.... gold"!

McD will be sued to high-heaven when thousands of little kids all choke and die on the tiny plastic figurines McD had in their happy meals at the beginning, before choking hazards were realized in the late 70s.

 
It’s human nature to procreate, it what we are wired for. No matter how smart they are it’s not something they are always going to be able to control.
 
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