Quote from steve46:
Hello:
Most folks are not aware that the McClellan Oscillator was actually invented during the civil war by General George C. McClellan.
The General was an eccentric person who liked to rise early and listen to hiphop music on his Ipod. After a hearty breakfast of scrambled eggs and fried pig testicles, he would dress in his finest silk robe and cowboy boots, and play several choruses of "Battle Hymnn of the Republic" on his antique bugle. He liked to cap off his morning by firing his revolver into the air, all the while yelling "bring it on you nazi bastards".
He used his invention to trade steer manure futures on what was then a thriving domestic manure (pig, hog, steer and chicken) market.
Just a bit of historical trivia.
Steve