Quote from sonoma:
The round peg comment was not meant to be insulting, but more to emphasize that you're solving for your desired outcome in too complicated a manner. Trying to use an approach to portfolio construction with the derivative is the round peg issue.
Your overall aim is fairly straightforward. I'd suggest you generate your universe of long equities (however you like to do this) and then proceed to alternately short puts and then calls as you describe. Your p/l will depend almost entirely on how correct you are with your equity choice, not how clever you are with the choice of the short put or call strike. Just remember that you are are more or less long delta with your approach as the underlying moves around. It's a bit contrarian-more cautious after a big move up and subsequently more aggressive after assignment on a big move down. If that's what you want, then go for it.
My previous post was meant to encourage you to look at options as a way by which you can take a long equity portfolio and modify risk and even enhance return if lady luck is on your side. The aim with this suggestion is to try to sneak out with the decay or make a calculated bet on the mean reversion of vol. This type of option play is not typically the way that big girls trade options because their capital would be tied up in the underlying, but it is an approach that a traditional long equity trader can use. Gearing and decay are the attributes you want to optimize. You're still going to get smacked in the nose in a big downdraft, but less so than with an exclusively long delta portfolio, whether that portfolio is a collection of short puts, synthetic or otherwise, or the underlyings. In a big downdraft, an equity trader's correlations will all go to unity anyway, so you can't win on that score. The much more common scenario of modest swings around some mean price is where you'll make a few extra dollars.