Not asking you to be Kreskin......how about at least bettering Zippy Chippy's record.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zippy_Chippy
His 100th loss came on Friday September 10, 2004 in the Northampton Fair at the Three County Fairgrounds. He went off at odds of 7-2 making him the second betting choice.[1] A host of fans were there that day to cheer him at the start and to take his picture. Said his jockey, "It would be nice if people took photos at the end of the race too." Zippy came in last.
In December 2004, he retired to become an outrider pony at his hometown track, Finger Lakes racetrack in Farmington, New York, where he'd also been banned from racing on September 8, 1998 after failing to leave the gate with the rest of the field for the third consecutive time. As an outrider pony, he will escort horses in the post parade and lead them to the gate.
Hollywood once called. But to date, there's been no movie. In 2000, People magazine included him on its list of that year's most interesting personalities. Fans write him. An English ad campaign used his name and image to convince kids to stay in school.
"Say you have three children," Felix said, "One is a lawyer, doing well. The other a doctor, very, very successful. But the third one, not so smart, so he's working at McDonald's. What do you do? Ignore him? Course not. He's the one who needs your help. That's Zippy."
Zippy Chippy's lifetime record is: 100 starts = 0-8-12. He actually earned a surprising $30,834
You and good ol Zippy should have a match race. Someone's gotta win.....I think.
Rowshan is gonna love this
