Market Intelligence-The Key To Profits

[Whisky]

Quote from The General:

So, back to F-4 and how does a solider measure without a tape-remember-the soldier does not want to stay on the front line too long-as his odds of being cannon fodder are increasing daily-but-he will learn the valuable lesson while at the front-like how to measure without a tape and determine how many foes are in the immediate vicinity-which is crucial to his survival.

The General

He measures 3 of his own foot lengths.

The cook.

 

[Whisky]

Quote from The General:

ATTENTION!

VOLUNTEERS REQUIRED

We need some soldiers with artistic talents.

Draw 3 separate terrains as follows.

1. Flat Area with a field of Corn in the centre.

2. Mountain Area protecting a bunker full of US$.

3. Area of a soldiers own choice with specific target to survey, gather intelligence, attack and liquidate.

For each terrain-you are to use the already provided training (now you see why the Briefings should have been answered) to list how many foes are in the vicinity-the number of HF's and LF's-and their movements.

The General

 

[Whisky]

Quote from The General:

Task 0002

Locate and mark potential APD locations at NSEW co-ordinates.

Trick 0002 - when the HF's are sleeping the LF's run wild and start falling off sharp inclines and overhangs-as they do not know they can grip on with their arms-remember-they do not know what their arms are for.

 

[flamadiddle]

 

[trackstar]

is it already over?

 

[heypa]

I hope so.

 

[flamadiddle]

Classic ET. Even TZ was on board and sniffed this one out early! lol

 

[exaltedangel09]

Quote from pt199:

WTF is this?

I just read through 25 pages of this shit!

im not sure myself.. every so often i come upon one of these threads where im SO LOST.

 

[Johno]

Quote from exaltedangel09:

im not sure myself.. every so often i come upon one of these threads where im SO LOST.

Every now and again I come across something on ET that makes me laugh so hard that it brings tears to my eyes.

Thank you fellow travellers.

 

[heypa]

Thank God someone like the General and his lackeys come along every once in a while. Without his skillful guidance we at ET would continue wandering lost in the great disorganized wilderness of the markets.
We are indeed fortunate to have received his guidance
although most of us obviously don't measure up to his intellectual standards.
Again. Thank you. Thank you. General .We grovel at your feet for crumbs.