Maria Bartiromo on Jay Leno...

I suppose my standards are a little higher.

She would need to whiten her teeth before I would even consider letting her practice fellatio on me...but that's just a early morning thought...and she is married anyway...
 
Like your thinking........clearly need to have a little chat with myself about my standards! They've always been pretty low...
 
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I used to think she was hot. But she looks terrible in those pictures.

Marriage really screws up some people...
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marriage and old age does that to women.

it does it to men, too, but men have a better chance of fighting father time than women do.
 
If I've said it once, I've said it 5 times. I'd appletree this lass anyday. For those who don't understand, I'll translate. Maria B, I'd drop a dick in there,balls deep. OOOwwwww. And if her stuff is too loose I'll pop her in the pie hole.

Rennick Guccioni out

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I would've expected you to say "Rennick In!". Anyway, the first couple of inches might be loose but the next several inches ought to be tight. Nazzdack Out!
 
Quote from William Rennick:

If I've said it once, I've said it 5 times. I'd appletree this lass anyday. For those who don't understand, I'll translate. Maria B, I'd drop a dick in there,balls deep. OOOwwwww. And if her stuff is too loose I'll pop her in the pie hole.

Rennick Guccioni out

:cool:
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how many tablets of viagra would you need to accomplish this?
 
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