March Trading Journals
- Thread starter Hitman
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Not only are they totally gorgeous, but I love their cooking too... Viet food is amongst the best in the world, in my opinion...
a little humor on the situation.
What Women Want in a Man, Original List
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> 1. Handsome
> 2. Charming
> 3. Financially successful
> 4. A caring listener
> 5. Witty
> 6. In good shape
> 7. Dresses with style
> 8. Appreciates finer things
> 9. Full of thoughtful surprises
> 10. An imaginative, romantic lover
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> What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
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> 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
> 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
> 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
> 4. Listens more than talks
> 5. Laughs at my jokes
> 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
> 7. Owns at least one tie
> 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
> 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
> 10. Seeks romance at least once a week
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> What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
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> 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
> 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
> 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
> 4. Nods head when I'm talking
> 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
> 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
> 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
> 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
> 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
> 10. Shaves most weekends
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> What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
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> 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
> 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
> 3. Doesn't borrow money too often
> 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
> 5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
> 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
> 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
> 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
> 9. Remembers your name on occasion
> 10. Shaves some weekends
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> What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
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> 1. Doesn't scare small children
> 2. Remembers where bathroom is
> 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
> 4. Only snores lightly when asleep
> 5. Remembers why he's laughing
> 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
> 7. Usually wears some clothes
> 8. Likes soft foods
> 9. Remembers where he left his teeth
> 10. Remembers that it's the weekend
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> What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
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> 1. Breathing
> 2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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What Women Want in a Man, Original List
>
> 1. Handsome
> 2. Charming
> 3. Financially successful
> 4. A caring listener
> 5. Witty
> 6. In good shape
> 7. Dresses with style
> 8. Appreciates finer things
> 9. Full of thoughtful surprises
> 10. An imaginative, romantic lover
>
> What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
>
> 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
> 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
> 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
> 4. Listens more than talks
> 5. Laughs at my jokes
> 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
> 7. Owns at least one tie
> 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
> 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
> 10. Seeks romance at least once a week
>
> What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
>
> 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
> 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
> 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
> 4. Nods head when I'm talking
> 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
> 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
> 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
> 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
> 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
> 10. Shaves most weekends
>
> What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
>
> 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
> 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
> 3. Doesn't borrow money too often
> 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
> 5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
> 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
> 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
> 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
> 9. Remembers your name on occasion
> 10. Shaves some weekends
>
> What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
>
> 1. Doesn't scare small children
> 2. Remembers where bathroom is
> 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
> 4. Only snores lightly when asleep
> 5. Remembers why he's laughing
> 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
> 7. Usually wears some clothes
> 8. Likes soft foods
> 9. Remembers where he left his teeth
> 10. Remembers that it's the weekend
>
> What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
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> 1. Breathing
> 2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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Hilarious !
If Hitman can't crack a smile over "What Women Want in a Man",
then a full recovery is in serious jeoparday.....
He's probably got at least 7 or 8 of the 10 "requirements" down pretty well already.
If he'll just take off and throw away his hair shirt, and toss that "I am not worthy"
flagellation whip, he'll turn on a dime - guarranteed!!
So, GO FOR IT, Hitman - JUST DO IT !!
And, SMILE, damnit !!
If Hitman can't crack a smile over "What Women Want in a Man",
then a full recovery is in serious jeoparday.....
He's probably got at least 7 or 8 of the 10 "requirements" down pretty well already.
If he'll just take off and throw away his hair shirt, and toss that "I am not worthy"
flagellation whip, he'll turn on a dime - guarranteed!!
So, GO FOR IT, Hitman - JUST DO IT !!
And, SMILE, damnit !!
Well, Hitman, I have been following your thread with a great interest like the most people on this thread.
As a trader you have my respect, as a man you have still a long way to go.
You know by now that if your trading strategy doesn't work you have to do something about it - the same thing can be said for the relationships.
I quite like the advice Shorteee gave you - play it cool - losing the safety net will make her think.
Sometimes the lack of interest provokes the interest.
What have you got to lose? Your mind? You are allready half way there - turn it around - turn it around - turn it around.
Good luck
As a trader you have my respect, as a man you have still a long way to go.
You know by now that if your trading strategy doesn't work you have to do something about it - the same thing can be said for the relationships.
I quite like the advice Shorteee gave you - play it cool - losing the safety net will make her think.
Sometimes the lack of interest provokes the interest.
What have you got to lose? Your mind? You are allready half way there - turn it around - turn it around - turn it around.
Good luck
Now this is getting pretty good.....If Hitman thinks my "genes" are ok,...he can have 20 year old ....let him trade at Worldco for awhile.....with no money (and with tremendous cash "needs" - or so he thinks)....WorldCo would be out of business in no time......
Hitman....back to a serious note.....I "semi" agree with the "being 22 years old" - comments above, but still know damn well that you can only "feel" what you "feel" and no matter what everyone else says to try to help...things like losing a love will hurt, and hurt a lot..at 22 or 52...so good luck in your personal life.....and try to keep your business "head" about you (you might lay off me once in a while
..and try your best to separate the personal from the business...while at the same time, maybe think about both in more gentle terms...as "games" not "wars" - the "game" of life is a lot more fun that way IMO....And I have a grand-daughter coming in 2 months....(probably "Abbey" from 'Abbey Road)....but, maybe middle initial "H" for Hitman.....
Hitman based on your replies it has become apparent that you have decided to employ the Hitman Deluxe safety Net Strategy. Since the princess is using the Hedge strategy, expect a call on Monday from the risk management department because of this unauthorized combination. You see Hitman this pair trade has absolutely no correlation. Even Don Bright is laughing at this combination setup. By you condoning the princess to develop other relationships (with you as the safety net) she may in fact if not this one, find her next partner irresistible. He may ask her hand in marriage, she accepts and now she is forced to employ the naked put option (expunging you from her mind and heart).
I believe the risk management department may suggest that if she employs the hedge you may want to consider the hedge strategy in combination with the vacuum plus. The beauty of this strategy allows you develop a plan to find another soul mate while at the same time giving you the thrill and excitement that if and when the the princess calls you, she's yours for the taking.
What may also happen with this strategy is that you may find a new princess that is truly loyal to you, and then the next thing you know the other princess comes chiming at the door. Now that's a nice win win pair trade.
I believe the risk management department may suggest that if she employs the hedge you may want to consider the hedge strategy in combination with the vacuum plus. The beauty of this strategy allows you develop a plan to find another soul mate while at the same time giving you the thrill and excitement that if and when the the princess calls you, she's yours for the taking.
What may also happen with this strategy is that you may find a new princess that is truly loyal to you, and then the next thing you know the other princess comes chiming at the door. Now that's a nice win win pair trade.
Shortee,
The problem with that pairs trade is that it is commission intensive, and profits resulting from either leg of the trade may be mitigated by trading costs...
Love,
Candle
The problem with that pairs trade is that it is commission intensive, and profits resulting from either leg of the trade may be mitigated by trading costs...
Love,
Candle