Mar-a-Lago Raided by FBI

1) Trump didn't have them.
2) The FBI planted them.
3) Trump waved his magic KFC drumstick over them and chanted 'Declassia Bigliosum!'
4) Trump's resort is the most secure place on the planet because it has padlocks.
5) Trump needed the documents that he didn't have that the FBI planted for his memoirs.
6) MUH HIWAAWWEEE!!!
7) Obama took much more!
8) "Muh DoCuMenT dIsPUtE!!!" - Foxx News)
9) It doesn't matter since they were all about Crossfire Hurricane that exonerates Trump and the FBI was just trying to take them back to hide the proof.
10) "No we are thanking u. U just gave the WH to DJT in 2024. Good going guys."
11) Buh teh FBI took pictures of the documents ON THE FLOOR!
12) "Trump was exercising his rights as a former President"
13) He was going to use them to find the REAL criminals!
14) But do you think men can get pregnant?
15) Trump was saving them from Biden's shredder because they were about Russiagate!
16) Biden ordered the raid to distract everyone from inflation, recession, city violence, the border, fentanyl, Afghanistan, and Ukraine!
 
"Look at the I.G. Reports on Comey, McCabe, and others. Things are safer in the middle of Central Park!”

If there is ONE thing Trump should not mention, it is Central Park. That is very bad look. Trivia for the ET folks here? Anyone remember WHY this be a bad idea for him?

Dotard has a short memory...

 
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Now we know the informant was not privy to Bedminster, else a warrant would have been issued simultaneously.

It’s likely that there are materials there, unfortunately without actual eyes on it attesting to that fact, it’s speculative.
 
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