Man offers $65 million dollars if some man will marry his daughter

[Pension_Admin]

Quote from nutmeg:

I've been trying to think of a good approach to this challenge. I think for starters I would find a couple of good hypnotists. Maybe tak her out on a double date. Hypnotize the bitch. Shit worked for the three stooges.

Well, what I would do is this:

1) Get a loan, because going out on a date or even to try to meet her won't be cheap.
2) Start using make-up, because I look too manly.
3) Join some lesbian support group in Hong Kong, because I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
4) Make friends with Sean first, and ignore the target, because everyone in the world will try to hit on the target, I must approach this differently.
5) Support their relationship, and let them know that I am there for them if they want a baby. I can make direct deposit--multiple times. lol
6) Forget about the $65M, because my children would need the money. lol

 

[college ruled]

she's hot i'll do her for her for 5 million

 

[icarus618]

Quote from Grandluxe:

<img src='http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/26/article-2208967-15384860000005DC-375_634x395.jpg'>

Bounty: Gigi Chao (right) is believed to have married her girlfriend of seven years Sean Eav (left) in France, yet her businessman father has offered £40million to the man that can woo his daughter

She is cute. I don't understand the bounty, though. She is evidently already married to a man.

 

[college ruled]

How much to do the dogs?

(ya i know they are cute andi need the $)