Man offers $65 million dollars if some man will marry his daughter

Quote from 4thaugust1932:

How can you make her straight?
Will you rape her?:)
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Hell no, that would make things worse.
Let's just say I'l have to be at the top of my game.
 
well, for a smooth and successful start with the daughter...
its gotta be some heaven touching, ocean wet, earthquake shaking, money making, mind altering.... out of this reality ...Cunnilingus.

then you can proceed with the shopping trip across the world, french champagne and stawberries baths and finish with the romantic walk along the red roses, twittering birds and diamondly shining fountains.
And the rain should be of finest belgium chocolate, rivers of honey, milk and fatty salmons with golden jewellery


and you shall never ever in any parallel universe call her a fairy tale princess!
 
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My wife might even give me permission to tap that, for her share of $65M.
 
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