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About 50 years ago, a red headed guy in our town was caught by the police having sex with a chicken and was sent to prison. When he got out he was know around town as "Rhode Island Red". This is a true story.
 
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About 50 years ago, a red headed guy in our town was caught by the police having sex with a chicken and was sent to prison. When he got out he was know around town as "Rhode Island Red". This is a true story.
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Did the chicken get hurt? or worse, die?
 
SULONG: Did the chicken get hurt? or worse, die?

A number of chickens were found dead behind the bleachers and so the police staked it out and caught him. In court, he said that he did it because "he didn't want to catch the clap".
 
With apologies to AC/DC:

Dirty Deeds (Done with Sheep)

If you’re havin’ trouble with your barnyard friends
You got a thing for ewes
Been countin’ sheep, but you’re not in bed
Here’s what you gotta do

Get off the farm, stay outta the barn
Go read a nursery rhyme
Don’t ring 976-BAAA, that kind of love’s a crime

Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds and they’re done with sheep
Dirty deeds and they’re done with sheep

My friend Mohumad has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow
He keeps braggin’ ’bout her night and day
Someone should tell him NO.

Look at the flock, they’re all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock off the fleece, give them some peace
Don’t be a barndoor man, no.

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Dirty Deeds and they’re done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they’re done with sheep

Velcro gloves, kneepads, late night dates
Done with sheep
Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage
Done with sheep

Dirty Deeds, don’t tell them what I done to you!
Done with sheep
Dirty deeds, Dirty deeds!
Dirty deeds done with sheep –Baaaaa!
(Quiet gals, I think the shepard’s comin’)
 
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