Madoff’s Latest Victims: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

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Go to your local video store and rent "Quicksilver". It was a decent trading-related movie. :cool:
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From what I hear Bacon's dad is mortgaging his home so that Kevin can recoup the Madoff losses by loading up on some far OTM calls that he buys on the PSE....:p

That's it!! We've got a treatment in the can for Quicksilver ll-The Ponsi......:cool:
 
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Charlie Sheen, Michael Douglas, Dan Ackroyd and Eddie Murphy are "available" to be cast! :)
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Speaking of which: Any idea what happened to the oft rumored sequel to Wall Street?
 
Quote from Socrates:

I was going to say "Ain't true, they ain't Jewish." But Sedgewick is half. Sometimes it pays to be Appalachian white trash with no big city conneckshuns.
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With apologies to Groucho *

So, she's half Jewish. Madoff only let her put half her net worth in.



* Groucho wanted to use the pool at a ritzy club, can't remember if it was the Everglades or not, but that would be so suitable with Palm Beach and all. They told him, the most famous comedic actor of his day, that he couldn't use the pool because of his heritage. He replied, "my daughter is only half Jewish. Can she go in up to her waist?"

So, you see. People have worried about all the wrong shit for many, many years.
 
I just shed a long tear for Kevin and Kyra.

No wait,

Tears aren't yellow and stenchy. I simply took a piss.

That's how much I care.
 
Quote from Pa(b)st Prime:

Morgan Freeman keeps his money in a fund that provides juice loans for black folks playing the policy wheel.....
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You are a trip.............

4 days until GP opens......get ready to make some REAL money.
 
Quote from EPrado:

You are a trip.............

4 days until GP opens......get ready to make some REAL money.
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Has to be better than this suckass market.
 
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