Madoff and his Lover

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Aug. 19 (Bloomberg) -- Sheryl Weinstein and Bernard Madoff nurtured a tender relationship that turned sexual five years after Hadassah, the Zionist women’s organization where she was chief financial officer, invested millions of dollars with him.

They kissed and caressed in hotel rooms and restaurants in New York for months until their extramarital affair blossomed one evening in 1993 at the Willard InterContinental Hotel in Washington, Weinstein wrote in her new tell-all book, “Madoff’s Other Secret: Love, Money, Bernie, and Me.”

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aKMd6KBEnngE
 
“Bernie had a very small penis,” she wrote. “Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship.”

Still, she said: “I liked this man and didn’t want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn’t prevented me from climaxing.”

“On the bright side,” she concluded, because of its size, “oral sex would be a breeze.”

‘unnnnnnnnnnnnnnbelievable
 
Pyschologists will have a field day on whether having a tiny penis was in some way a motivation for the fraud.

Small dick *joo*.

Probably got a real man to screw his wife while he watched.
Dang cuckold. :)
 
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“Bernie had a very small penis,” she wrote. “Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship.”

Still, she said: “I liked this man and didn’t want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn’t prevented me from climaxing.”

“On the bright side,” she concluded, because of its size, “oral sex would be a breeze.”

‘unnnnnnnnnnnnnnbelievable
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...and there's my drink spewing laugh for the day.
 
Quote from spinn:

“Bernie had a very small penis,” she wrote. “Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship.”

Still, she said: “I liked this man and didn’t want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn’t prevented me from climaxing.”

“On the bright side,” she concluded, because of its size, “oral sex would be a breeze.”

‘unnnnnnnnnnnnnnbelievable
More...

HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!! I thought you were makin' it up until I read it!
 
This is just sick, man...

...any headline or words evoking an image of Madoff as giving or receiving "love."

Sick, man. Really f**king nasty.
 
�Bernie had a very small penis,� she wrote. �Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship.�

Still, she said: �I liked this man and didn�t want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn�t prevented me from climaxing.�

�On the bright side,� she concluded, because of its size, �oral sex would be a breeze.�

�unnnnnnnnnnnnnnbelievable

DO YOU HAVE A REFERENCE FOR THIS?
 
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