If Monty Python were traders... 
MacFutures Analyst
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Well, well, well
The landscape sure has changed round here
Where have all the DHBs gone?(apart from me of course)
Shame about the Guv God Bless Him - gone to the great pit in the sky (sounds a bit wrong that but never mind)
Still - good chance to catch up with Billy and MM and Sun at the funeral!!
Hope they've stocked up with pickled onion.
Lock up your mums!! (apologies if they are no longer of this world)
The landscape sure has changed round here
Where have all the DHBs gone?(apart from me of course)
Shame about the Guv God Bless Him - gone to the great pit in the sky (sounds a bit wrong that but never mind)
Still - good chance to catch up with Billy and MM and Sun at the funeral!!
Hope they've stocked up with pickled onion.
Lock up your mums!! (apologies if they are no longer of this world)
Look we need to get the old platoon back together. I think we are going to have to make an assault on Iceland before very long. Not only are they holding a lot of our money but there is a rumour they also have Kerry Katona held hostage down the party food isle.
This will be a dirty job and the risks will be high, I need all the top guys with me. We will need some serious technical analysis to make our assault. It will be a fill or kill op. and I expect to use an iceburg to hide our true intent. Get in touch through the secure channels if your in.
This will be a dirty job and the risks will be high, I need all the top guys with me. We will need some serious technical analysis to make our assault. It will be a fill or kill op. and I expect to use an iceburg to hide our true intent. Get in touch through the secure channels if your in.
I agree Bonus Maximus (are you Dick Fuld?) it's about time those little elves got their come uppance. Fancy trying to nick all the money that our greedy, cash-hoarding, immigrant loving, benefit squandering, council-tax hiking, neo-nazi, ladies-of-the-night-mounting councils have stashed away over there in order to earn great rates of interest for themselves. I tell you that money could be sent writing letters to us all telling us we can't have anymore street lights so our kids can see when they are riding their bikes because it's all paying for the 18 members of one of Kabul's finest families to live in one of the mansions up the road. Imagine if The Guv was still with us?? (God Bless Him). There would be blood and burkhas running in the gutter I kid you not! Not so sure about rescuing that Katona rotbag though Bonio (are you in U2?). I heard she's skint? Got herself well tucked in to the millenium fly, along with a few cream buns the fat munt, and got ironed out a few weeks ago. Hasn't got enough for savvy and chips, an E and a fake Sex & the City dvd I've heard.
Still - all that doesn't distract us from the fact that those Rejkavic robbers need one or two on the chin from us.
So lets fall in, get blacked up and show them some Double Hard Bastards!! Trading in highly geared derivative products and not having a clue and doing their arse -I ask you who do they think they are? Futures traders or something?! Gits.
See you on HMS Iceberg Maxi (do you work for Tullets?) I'm off to round up some loons.
PS
Do they have bags of pickled onion out there? Answers on a trading card - for those of you hard enough to remember them.
Still - all that doesn't distract us from the fact that those Rejkavic robbers need one or two on the chin from us.
So lets fall in, get blacked up and show them some Double Hard Bastards!! Trading in highly geared derivative products and not having a clue and doing their arse -I ask you who do they think they are? Futures traders or something?! Gits.
See you on HMS Iceberg Maxi (do you work for Tullets?) I'm off to round up some loons.
PS
Do they have bags of pickled onion out there? Answers on a trading card - for those of you hard enough to remember them.
UPDATE
Squadron nearly ready for deployment to Iceberg (or whatever it's called)
Billy has changed his name to Willynomate for security purposes
MM has been wrenched away from the local old people's home
where he was conducting research on bedsores and necrophilia
Bundus Maximus has been abusing his Costco card (amongst other things) to make sure we are fuly stocked up with pickled o and Lynx (quite foxy some of those Icy grotbags) for our mission.
Radio silence from here on in
Field report to follow....
Hard men at work and play.
Bloody marvellous.
Squadron nearly ready for deployment to Iceberg (or whatever it's called)
Billy has changed his name to Willynomate for security purposes
MM has been wrenched away from the local old people's home
where he was conducting research on bedsores and necrophilia
Bundus Maximus has been abusing his Costco card (amongst other things) to make sure we are fuly stocked up with pickled o and Lynx (quite foxy some of those Icy grotbags) for our mission.
Radio silence from here on in
Field report to follow....
Hard men at work and play.
Bloody marvellous.