Lynch Testimony Reveals Bias and Intent For Failing To Give Trump Defensive Briefing

[Frederick Foresight]

I am a democrat

Don't flatter yourself.

 

[Spike Trader]

Using McDonald's software?

lol :

 

[UsualName]

I am a democrat, tell me what day of the week it is so that I can look at the calendar and see what gender and species I self-identify as today.

You should self identify as gay if you think there’s something wrong with Michelle Obama.

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

You should self identify as gay if you think there’s something wrong with Michelle Obama.

Sounds like Michelle is your kind of man.

 

[UsualName]

Sounds like Michelle is your kind of man.

You must have low testosterone or something.

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

You must have low testosterone or something.

Because why? All the guys with high T are attracted to Michelle?

 

[Frederick Foresight]

Because why? All the guys with high T are attracted to Michelle?

Well, no. Not the Republicans. They're attracted to Trump. Donald, that is. (See illustration above.)

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

Well, no. Not the Republicans. They're attracted to Trump. Donald, that is.

You have Beto. He will do whatever he needs to do to get a vote.

You want him to put a dress on? Not a prob. And definitely not his first time.

 

[Tsing Tao]

Because why? All the guys with high T are attracted to Michelle?

I had my T checked with a recent blood test and it was right where it needed to be. And I know which I would choose...

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

I had my T checked with a recent blood test and it was right where it needed to be. And I know which I would choose...

They both have earrings that would increase your wifi reception if they were in the room.

That's where the similarities end.