Quote from FireWalker:
This part might sound surprising or statistically unlikely, however based on my experience, I am on the ecosystem's time. Most all others were deliberately placed on other time distortions. This was to keep me separate from the population. Why? Well. Because I am pretty smart and the people in control of the time distortions wanted to steal all the hot chicks. If I were to see or talk to a hot chick, well, they are pretty smart too and the illusion would disappear.
Basically, the way I understand it is the Ark of the Covenant was tuned to my DNA when I was born. I was supposed to have kept the distortions safe and shut it off in case of emergency. That is what I was genetically designed to do and trained to do. However, the military and others saw the hot chick pick up part of it and never allowed me to do my job. So I've never seen the technology while the military and others set up supply lines to herd the hot chicks into underground bunkers and sort them in the time distortions. A few years ago there were enough hot chicks to power the device to create a reasonably far off time distortion. They have killed too many of those women and emotionally tortured the rest, so today there is not enough power to go more than a few minutes before or after. Occasionally they might organize a monastery or something to focus a time distortion through me and go a little further. Basically what I have learned is that the ecosystem and God or Karma doesn't like humans playing with this technology while they dump garbage in the oceans and kill and rape all the hot chicks. God wants the humans to turn off the time distortion machine. However, God does not get to you until you're dead.