Lori Lightfoot flees when Thomas Sowell offers to interview her

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Lori lookin hot in that picture!!

Lori Lightfoot Flees In Terror After Thomas Sowell Takes Her Up On Offer For Black People To Interview Her

CHICAGO, IL—Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot was seen running for her life this afternoon. Observers said that Lightfoot exploded into a frantic sprint after she saw Thomas Sowell approaching to interview her. According to sources, Lightfoot had recently said she "would only grant one-on-one interviews to journalists of color." Moments later Thomas Sowell crashed through a nearby wall in a fashion reminiscent of the Kool-Aid Man. Lightfoot, living up to her name, went into a mad dash and has not been seen since.

https://babylonbee.com/news/lori-li...up-on-offer-for-black-people-to-interview-her



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Light foot should focus on disgusting crime filled Chicago - the only reason to interview her would be to figure out what not to do when running a city

Also - I think this is the first time I’ve seen a woman with a receding hairline
 
Light foot should focus on disgusting crime filled Chicago - the only reason to interview her would be to figure out what not to do when running a city

Also - I think this is the first time I’ve seen a woman with a receding hairline


I am almost thinking that even Bill Clinton would not hit on her if he had a chance.

Not sure yet. But it is possible.

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