We need more vowels for dweebs like this:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081114/ap_on_fe_st/eu_britain_virtual_affair
LONDON â A virtual affair is ending a real-life marriage in southwest England.
Amy Taylor filed for divorce when she discovered her husband cheating in Second Life â an online community where players adopt personas called avatars, mingle with others and teleport themselves into a series of artificial worlds.
"I caught him cuddling a woman on a sofa in the game," Taylor told the South West News Service press agency. "It looked really affectionate. He confessed he'd been talking to this woman player in America for one or two weeks, and said our marriage was over and he didn't love me any more."
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Taylor, 28, moved in with her husband Dave Pollard, 40, in Newquay, about 280 miles (450 kilometers) west of London, after the pair met in a chat room in 2003, according to the press agency's account. Both are disabled, Taylor said.
Both of them created personalities in Second Life, the three-dimensional virtual world with millions of users.
Taylor â represented in the game by a slim, dark-haired young woman with a penchant for cowboy outfits â first wed her beloved in a virtual ceremony held in an exotic tropical setting. She and Pollard â whose Second Life avatar was sharp-suited, long-haired muscleman â then married in real life at a registry office.
The svelte images of their avatars stand in contrast to their real wedding photo, which shows a plump couple â him balding with glasses and a red boutonniere; her in a flower patterned shirt instead of a dress.
Their marriage started to fall apart after Taylor allegedly caught her husband's avatar having cyber sex with a virtual prostitute last year. She said she had fallen asleep and when she woke up and spotted the pair cavorting on the computer screen.
She gave him a second chance but then discovered he allegedly strayed again in April. It was unclear how she learned of the couch encounter.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081114/ap_on_fe_st/eu_britain_virtual_affair