LOL. The SEC Wants to Stop Y'all From Spreading Nasty Rumors About Lehman

Quote from Rearden Metal:

<i>"The SEC does not pay well..."</i>

Awww... the poor souls aren't paid well for all their fine work?
They've looted a 7-figure truckload of SEC fees from my accounts over the years, but I suppose I should do the right thing and send them a few hundred grand extra for Christmas this year.
Poor guys are probably forced to drive around in last year's BMW models, and settle for 4-diamond rated girls from Emperor's Club VIP every week.

<i>The IRS and SEC are two heinous US diseases, worse than prostate cancer... </i>

Agreed... but instead of disbanding the diseased federal agencies, I think our rulers would be far more likely to create more new ones instead. For instance, perhaps the gov't should confiscate another few hundred billion dollars from our paychecks and use it to fund a new armed para-military regulatory agency: The Food Enforcement Agency. After all, overeating (or 'food abuse') is the cause of many severe medical problems.

The FEA could regulate the nation's food industry with an iron fist, 'scheduling' (banning) unhealthy foods, and carting off all the prohibition violators to prison camps at gunpoint. For instance, French fry traffickers would receive a mandatory minimum ten year prison sentence. I think this would really help solve America's obesity epidemic, just like how the DEA has successfully stamped out illegal drug use.

Thats how the elite think.
 
From now on, rumors and speculation having a negative viewpoint or perspective are illegal.

You are hereby put on notice.

Sincerely,


Big Brother (aka 'Thought Police')
 
13:07 LEH Lehman Brothers: CNBC commentator says LEH CEO Fuld has told Wall St. execs and regulators that he has information that short-selling hedge funds colluded to bring about the demise of BSC (43.15 +5.51) -Update-

This one cost 30 bb, and he's going because he fears they are coming after him. Funny, he didn't feel the same about FRPT, OSTK, CALM, etc.

And the funds have now comingled the terms 'short selling' and 'naked short selling' as both evil. Byrne did not do that.

ANd if you're the CEO of LEH, how far do you have to go to get such information? Your trading desks?
 
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