You know how teachers take students to the zoo on fields trips to learn about the animal kingdom? Well, I think they should have field trips to the prisons. "Kids, kids, over here we have a special kind of human being - he is in for 150 years. And kids, now here is the king of them all, the orange orangutan - an ex president of the United States."
Wow you may have set the record for quickest trip to ignore. 35 whole posts.