Here's a South Floridian's favorite way to describe Florida to others....
Florida is like a coffee filter...
All the grinds collect at the bottom!
You get a lot of low-lifes drifting down here and never leaving. Lot's of scum. Then there's Miami... Where it's anything but an American city. Cuban, Haitian combo is much more like it.
Take our word(s) for it.... Be another "snow-bird" and only come down here for the winters. You'll thank us... believe me.
Though, I gotta also say that the west coast of Florida is much, much more tolerable.. Even though I got away from the east side, I still look forward to getting out of here all together.
Florida is like a coffee filter...
All the grinds collect at the bottom!
You get a lot of low-lifes drifting down here and never leaving. Lot's of scum. Then there's Miami... Where it's anything but an American city. Cuban, Haitian combo is much more like it.
Take our word(s) for it.... Be another "snow-bird" and only come down here for the winters. You'll thank us... believe me.
Though, I gotta also say that the west coast of Florida is much, much more tolerable.. Even though I got away from the east side, I still look forward to getting out of here all together.