Litmus Test: If Obama Died Would Stocks Rally?

Stocks Post Obama Would......

  • Crash to Zero Because He's America's Savior

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • Break on The News But Then Rally

    Votes: 7 31.8%
  • Go Straight Up On the News

    Votes: 10 45.5%
  • Do Nothing Because The Market Thinks He's Dead Already

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • Total voters
    22
  • Poll closed .
Quote from PAPA ROACH:

better be careful what you post on message boards, you may get a visit from the secret service.

One: I'd tell the SS to get fucked.

Two: He could just as easily drop from a coronary while playing hoops. Although Obama's policies will prove disastrous for America I'd be pretty bummed to see him killed. It's not personal.....
 
Quote from GTG:

You think President Biden would be better for the stock market than President Obama???

Well he sure in the hell couldn't be any worse now could he?
 
Obama is as much responsible for 7000
as Bush was responsible for 14000

The market is reacting to the deleveraging of its delusions, not macro economic policy...but that's a debate for anothere day.
 
Look carefully, you will find Pabst among the Roman soldiers casting his lot for Jesus's robe at the crucification...

<img src=http://oneyearbibleimages.com/cast_lots_jesus.jpg>
 
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