Lindsay Lohan Going into Rehab!

[hcour]

After being arrested for driving under the influence this wknd and then being photographed passed out drunk in a friend's car the next day, Lindsay Lohan has apparently entered a -

Ah, who gives a shit.

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[version77]

If she would just sober up a little bit I would hit on it...

 

[jzlucas]

Quote from version77:

If she would just sober up a little bit I would hit on it...

A pink shirt, gold watch, six pack and a boat should do it for you then, version...

 

[hellrider]

send her to oj; he will straighten her out.

 

[Red_Ink_inc]

Quote from jzlucas:

A pink shirt, gold watch, six pack and a boat should do it for you then, version...

Haha yeah a six pack of Bud. She is easily the most useless person on the planet, followed closely by Paris Hilton and Britney 'Kojak' Spears.

 

[jzlucas]

Quote from Red_Ink_inc:

Haha yeah a six pack of Bud. She is easily the most useless person on the planet, followed closely by Paris Hilton and Britney 'Kojak' Spears.

Agree 100%

 

[Longhorns]

Quote from version77:

If she would just sober up a little bit I would hit on it...

Better make sure you bag it. She's been tossed around the club/drug scene so much....her box is probably so infected your dick would fall off just smelling it.

 

[version77]

This thread is turning gay pretty fast...

 

[Vinny1]

She is worth about $7 million.

 

[acronym]

Quote from Vinny1:

She is worth about $7 million.

I have a brutal health regimen she will have to love.

I haffe detailed files.