Life is good for NYC landlords

Quote from fatrat:

Who cares what the women look like. The water in NYC is bad, so you're guaranteed to get some bipolar lunatic who cheats on you for 5% off on a coke transaction.

I've said it before on the forums, but as soon as I save up 150k, I'm going to get a trailer, move into the boonies, and live off of alternative energy and a hell of a lot of fish.
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Why don't you come work out @ my NYC health club as my guest, and see the finest ass in Spinning Class. Don't worry, you can hide in sweat pants so the hotties do not laugh at you.
 
Quote from MandelbrotSet:

As Surdo is alluding to, you have access to an amazing assortment of women though ... admitedly, the novelty of that only lasts for a decade or so ... but man, when it's on, IT'S ON!
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Are you sure those are not amateur hookers who are struggling to pay their rent?
 
Quote from Surdo:

Why don't you come work out @ my NYC health club as my guest, and see the finest ass in Spinning Class. Don't worry, you can hide in sweat pants so the hotties do not laugh at you.
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Have you ever applied any quantitative ASS-et pricing model to any of these women? I hope you have leverage.
 
Quote from ByLoSellHi:

I don't know how some of you keep your sanity.

Come to Michigan (not Detroit), with lush green lawns, 1 to 10 acre lots, and golf courses, crystal clear ponds, clean air, blue lakes and rolling ground all around (in the Northern Suburbs).
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I second that. Michigan's Oakland County (not Detroit) is pretty decent. $300-400k can get you a very respectable house with 2-3 cars garage and you never have to worry about parking or crime. If you ever miss big city life, Chicago is only 4 hours away.
 
Forget Michigan. The Atlanta area is where you want to be. It is a fast growing city, offers warm weather, beaches are 4 hours away, mountains, close to FL, and very affordable housing.
 
Quote from Surdo:

There is so much eye candy to adorn the streets of Upper Broadway, I never notice the litter on a warm spring day.
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Been thinking of moving up to East or West Harlem because of that eye candy. I love Dominicans. :D

You can get nice spots up there for around those prices. Washington Heights has a few very nice blocks, but some areas are sketchy. There are some excellent deals too.
 
Quote from Hydroblunt:

Been thinking of moving up to East or West Harlem because of that eye candy. I love Dominicans. :D

You can get nice spots up there for around those prices. Washington Heights has a few very nice blocks, but some areas are sketchy. There are some excellent deals too.
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It's a nice place to visit for lunch on a spring day, I prefer Santiago or Cabarete para Dominicanas!

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Quote from Hydroblunt:

Been thinking of moving up to East or West Harlem because of that eye candy. I love Dominicans. :D

You can get nice spots up there for around those prices. Washington Heights has a few very nice blocks, but some areas are sketchy. There are some excellent deals too.
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Harlem is weird.

Some areas are choice, others not so much ... you have to take it on a block-by-block basis, and beware the fucking nutjobs, because they're lurking right around the corner.

Washington Heights is much more controlled, and if you're on the right side of Broadway, you have some really good values there. If you're talking about putting down money, that'd be my vote.

However, with Columibia University forcing gentrification, Harlem realestate does provide the greater reward, but for my money the risk far outweighs it.
 
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