Liberals want a Pussy. Republicans want a Tough Guy.

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achilles28

Hillary. Obama. Clinton. All soft, limp-wristed, bleeding heart-types that pander to social ills. Liberals love the archetypal pussy because they are pussies. Liberal candidates hype social problems because in the end, only those problems can be fixed by a Pussy-in-Chief. A pussy so big and so large, it hugs, squeezes and 'loves' the problem to death! You think some Republican John Wayne is gunna give a fuck about your Social justice, racism and healthcare grievances??!?!?! HA!! Only these pressing and horrible issues (sniffle) can be solved by Liberals, because only Pussies love you enough to do anything about it!!

Trump. Bush. Reagan. Daddy Bush. Tough guys. Dont' you fuck around with these boys. They'll bomb the living shit out of you. Need some war in your diet? Something to make you feel like a man, even though you're a slob who's never ran a mile in his life? Vote Republican. They'll kick some ass and make you feel like you did it yourself! Republicans harp on the worlds evils. The hidden and lurking dangers under the bed, only a tough guy can fix!!! You think some Liberal PUSSY is gunna save you from Saddam, Bin Laden or the Communist Chinese?!!??!? THINK AGAIN!!! Only a big swinging Dick like Trump, or GW can get take care of these bad guys. Not some pansy-ass Liberal pussy that'll wave the white flag at the first whiff of trouble.

My take is that this is pure theater. Americans are so juvenile and infantile they buy into these archetypal roles, and vote based on this ridiculous bullshit. When the GOP is sold any social agenda like drug decriminalization.... Thats the work of LIBERAL PUSSIES!!!! And when the Left makes overtures for War? Well, the Left just go along because they're hero-worshippers who have no moral compass.
 
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John Boehner Cries During Golf Channel Interview

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WASHINGTON -- If there's one constant in the United States House of Representatives, it is Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) crying. He cried at an event honoring painter Constantino Brumidi. He bawled through a congressional award ceremony honoring an astronaut. He wept during a Taco Bell event.

Why not cry in a Golf Channel interview?

Golf Channel host David Feherty landed an interview with Boehner that's set to air Aug. 3, and a preview shows his waterworks in full effect.

"I wanted to make sure that every kid had the same chance I did," Boehner tells Feherty, with tears falling down his cheeks. "An opportunity."

The two also admire a framed photo in Boehner's office that shows him talking with two former colleagues. What are they talking about?

"The three of us are talking about how easily we turn to tears," says Boehner.

Emily Schillinger, a spokeswoman for the GOP leader, said he became emotional because he is grateful for the chances at success he's had.

"The Speaker has often talked about how fortunate he has been to live the American Dream, and he’s unapologetic about his efforts to help children receive the same opportunities to succeed in life that he did," said Schillinger.

The full interview spans Boehner's early life, his career and his association with the game of golf, according to his office.

.:D.
 
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Liberals talk up their pussiness. This counts as "street cred" in the world of a pussy. More free lunches for everyone.

Republicans talk up their cred. They're tough. They get jobs done pusssy can't cause they're pussies. The cycle continues
 
achilles28 said:
Liberals talk up their pussiness. This counts as "street cred" in the world of a pussy. More free lunches for everyone.

Republicans talk up their cred. They're tough. They get jobs done pusssy can't cause they're pussies. The cycle continues
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Asking from a non-partisan, scientific stance, have you recently had a near-death experience? Been reminded, perhaps by the death of a family member or friend, of human mortality? Thought of death for any other reason, in recent days?
 
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Asking from a non-partisan, scientific stance, have you recently had a near-death experience? Been reminded, perhaps by the death of a family member or friend, of human mortality? Thought of death for any other reason, in recent days?
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Why no, Doctor, I haven't?
 
achilles28 said:
Liberals talk up their pussiness. This counts as "street cred" in the world of a pussy. More free lunches for everyone.

Republicans talk up their cred. They're tough. They get jobs done pusssy can't cause they're pussies. The cycle continues
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Its true.

The competition to be a huge bleeding pussy is intense around here.

Does anyone here think ISIS would exist if Ronald Reagan were president?
 
hmm..choice..pussy or hardon...i'll take the pussy...maybe some you guys like a nice BIG hardon, for the World who am i to judge:D
 
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