Sarcastic?
Anyway, it's for free (I already made it).
By the way: I keep holding both: BTC + BCH. Until end of year, then decide which one to dump.
Of course, you already hedged your reputation in earlier posts whereas I held BCH and weathered the storm knowing fundamentals would eventually prevail over short-sighted opportunistic behavior.
I'm afraid you are misguided about "BCH fundamentals". It's no match for BTC (with Segwit and Lightning). But I'm a bit uncomfortable with the November 2x Hardfork. That chaos can give BCH a provisionally upswing (as safe-haven) until the dust settles and market will decide which of the 3 coins will be called Bitcoin. Until then it's best to hodl all forks, as the accumulated prizes will be OK.