KingCobra Goes Or I Go

[JohnnyK]

Quote from ZZZzzzzzzz:



ROTFLMAO....

Laughter, scientifically speaking, is a release of blockages to love. Once you reach better synchronicity with the love that you are, you will still be joyful, but won't laugh as much.

Keep on keepin on!

JohnnyK

 

[sulong]

Quote from ZZZzzzzzzz:

ROTFLMAO at you trying to imagine someone ROTFLTAO....

I'm curious, do you start with "rolling on the floor" and then end with "rocking on the floor" after your a** falls off?

 

[andysmith]

I often chuckle to myself when I occasionally come across individuals, usually right wingers, who have an overblown sense of entitlement.

I worked with a guy (he was a mail peon) who bitched about all the foreigners with their green cards, taking away precious jobs, while his great, great,... grandfather fought in the Civil War... but he was stuck in a mail room. I'd smile, and talk about the impending layoffs and suggest that he'd have no trouble at all finding a job since his ancestor fought in the Civil War. He'd quickly resume working. Psychologically, I guess I was wiping my rear with his dignity. It was fun though...

 

[Sam123]

Quote from andysmith:

I often chuckle to myself when I occasionally come across white Americans who have an overblown sense of entitlement.

Black Americans do that too. Other races as well.

 

[andysmith]

You're right, a false sense of entitlement cuts across races and in general is a terrible quality... but most annoying when exhibited by the ruling class.

When I see a white person whining about not getting a fair break in America, I cringe.

Quote from Sam123:

Black Americans do that too. Other races as well.

 

[Ivanovich]

Quote from TheConMan:

You mean "fair and balanced" like the FOX news network?

Quote from Ivanovich:

We'd actually have intelligent debate.

No, I mean intelligent debate. Why does everyone always take a quote from my post and say "you mean blah blah blah?" I don't mean anything other than what I say. Maybe you mean something else. But don't put words in my mouth.

 

[archimedes]

Quote from sulong:

I'm curious, do you start with "rolling on the floor" and then end with "rocking on the floor" after your a** falls off?

Does anyone remember the epsiode from 'The Office' (original UK version) where David Brent tries his hand at public speaking.

His forced 'laughter' in front of the stunned audience is perhaps the most emotionally painful spectacle ever recorded. Absolutely excruciating to behold.

That's what comes to mind whenever the 'ROTFL' bit pops up, as it seems to do with accelerating frequency these days.

 

[Rearden Metal]

Quote from archimedes:

To all you guys protesting against kingcobra et al -- I don't think you realize what the program is here.

These guys are nihilists. Whether they realize it or not, entropy is their ultimate goal.

Consider a few of entropy's definitions:

# A measure of the disorder or randomness in a closed system.

# A measure of the loss of information in a transmitted message.

# The tendency for all matter and energy in the universe to evolve toward a state of inert uniformity.

# Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society.

Kingcobra and his brethren are like zombies. But instead of feasting on brains, they feast on intelligent discourse and rational thought. Their goal is to infiltrate, deluge and submerge.

Do you guys remember the first Halo? These guys are The Flood -- mindless, generic undead who try to consume all that is before them, leaving the world a drab and lifeless brown.

Their goal is not to engage, not to stimulate thought, not even to provoke so much. It is to snuff out life -- life, in this case, being free thought and rational discourse.

There are no real positions taken, only positions attacked. When a position appears to be taken it is really only a pseudo-position, a command post from which to wage the war of decay on other genuine viewpoints.

That nightmarish happyface that Z10 has grown fond of recently is a perfect representative of this phenomenon. The fucking thing even looks like a mascot for the undead.

Kingcobra is merely a lesser demon. Someone else advanced the theory a while back, but I wouldn't be surprised if he were actually the long lost candletrader, who showed a clear knack for this type of obsessive compulsive nihilism and was a little better at donning fake personas than Z10 is.

My theory is that these guys are shrouded in a fog of anger and pain, but their senses have been dulled. They want to lash out, but they don't know who or what to lash out at. So they come to this place, and find that they can irritate and agitate others, and the emotional reaction they get from others is a kind of morphine for them. A distraction from the brown monotony of their own existence. And that morphine quickly becomes addictive... because they have a pain inside that needs to be soothed, just like those cranium chompers in the Dawn of the Dead movies.

The upshot is, threads devoted to kingcobra are the psychological equivalent of stroking the guy off. He is a chitchat ghoul, feeding off the energy of the living. When you give him all this attention, it only makes him loll his tongue and roll his eyes in temporary pleasure. But it won't be enough. It will never be enough. He will always need more. More. MORE!

If we were in the Master Chief's world, he would know what to do. In the real world, I think Ivanovich has the best strategy. Let the ghouls wither away for lack of attention.

In fact, that would be an interesting campaign. What if everyone agreed to not only put the ghouls on ignore, but to PM anyone seen to engage with the ghouls directly, explaining in emphatic terms why that's a bad idea. Make 'em persona non grata. Drain the swamp.

<b> *Standing Ovation*</b>