Kentucky students to first lady Michelle Obama: Your food ‘tastes like vomit’

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Heh, as I sit here remembering the games we invented as kids, I remember one in particular that injured each one of us in turn. Talk about stupid.

It was designed like kickball, except you used a basketball and had to hit the basketball with a metal pole that was used as a bat. Ever try to hit a basketball with a bat? The extreme pressurization causes the pole to come back violently and hit the batter, and not in a gentle manner. :) First guy up broke his nose. Did that stop us? Of course not. Second guy, same pole, black eye. Still, we pressed on, convinced that the guys before us were pussies and didn't know how to do it properly. Third guy, knocked a tooth out. And on it went until everyone had an injury and we all agreed, finally, what a stupid idea it was. :)

Good times.
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LOL. Sounds like some of the games we played. We enjoyed picking sides, getting on our bicycles with garbage can lids for shields, sticks for swords or lances, and then charging each other at full speed. It was completely acceptable, and quite frankly expected, to run over the wounded as they lay in the street. Prisoners were never taken.
 
Quote from Tsing Tao:

Heh, as I sit here remembering the games we invented as kids, I remember one in particular that injured each one of us in turn. Talk about stupid.

It was designed like kickball, except you used a basketball and had to hit the basketball with a metal pole that was used as a bat. Ever try to hit a basketball with a bat? The extreme pressurization causes the pole to come back violently and hit the batter, and not in a gentle manner. :) First guy up broke his nose. Did that stop us? Of course not. Second guy, same pole, black eye. Still, we pressed on, convinced that the guys before us were pussies and didn't know how to do it properly. Third guy, knocked a tooth out. And on it went until everyone had an injury and we all agreed, finally, what a stupid idea it was. :)

Good times.
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Lol, funny.

Edit: re your other post on activity, so true. I blame the intardnet.
 
Quote from Tsing Tao:

Do you know how much activity must be performed in order to burn 4 to 5 thousand calories a day? Unless you intended to use hyperbole, I call bullshit.

Sweating doesn't mean you are burning calories - especially in a high temperature environment. I'll bet you would be shocked at how little calories these guys actually burn, and what they put in their stomach when they get home.
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My aren't you the smart ass little fucker today Tao. If I'm guessing wrong on the calories then I guessed wrong. Point is they burn a lot of calories. Point is they are doing the same work today as was done in years past in a very physically demanding job yet today some are fat and in the years past they were thin. I'll bet you would be shocked at how physically hard the job is and how many calories are burned. Fucking know it all.
 
Quote from piezoe:

When I was in school I had to get up at 5 am everyday and shovel a yard of coal, then I had to milk a cow, feed the chickens and collect eggs for breakfast, then walk five miles in a blizzard to and from school with holes in my mittens. Fat wasn't a problem. :D
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You ever hear the song "When I Was Your Age" by Weird Al? Funny as hell lyrics (and damn good guitar playing).
 
Quote from CaptainObvious:

LOL. Sounds like some of the games we played. We enjoyed picking sides, getting on our bicycles with garbage can lids for shields, sticks for swords or lances, and then charging each other at full speed. It was completely acceptable, and quite frankly expected, to run over the wounded as they lay in the street. Prisoners were never taken.
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LOL!

See, when my wife gets on my five year old for doing dumb things with his bike (he still has training wheels that prohibit him from real stupidity), I tell her to back off. I tell her, yeah, he might get hurt, but he'll learn. No kid learns unless he gets hurt. How many of us said "what's that, Dad? Don't throw iceballs at each other's faces because we'll smash in our nose? Ok, thanks for the heads up." None of us. In snow ball fights we made the heaviest snow ball we could because it would inflict the most damage. Hell, I put some in the freezer after wetting them the night before, knowing we were not going to have school and we'd have a snowball fight. I could have dented cars with them. Didn't stop me from launching them at my friends at maximum velocity.
 
Quote from bigarrow:

My aren't you the smart ass little fucker today Tao. If I'm guessing wrong on the calories then I guessed wrong. Point is they burn a lot of calories. Point is they are doing the same work today as was done in years past in a very physically demanding job yet today some are fat and in the years past they were thin. I'll bet you would be shocked at how physically hard the job is and how many calories are burned. Fucking know it all.
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Fuck off, mental midget. I wasn't being smart at all. Don't get pissed off at me if you don't comprehend the subject matter. Your fat friends don't burn all those calories you think they do. Get mad at me if you want, still doesn't change the facts.
 
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My aren't you the smart ass little fucker today Tao....Fucking know it all.
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Is it just me or is big zero grumpy today? Again.
Apparently he's STILL not getting any puss.

And a self proclaimed genius, successful, in shape, ladies man with a big dick at that.

Maybe it's his camper home that turns them off.
 
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