Kentucky Derby

I went to see my bookie and there was a sign on the door which said,

Gone to lunch, back in:
30 minutes: Evens
25 minutes: 2/1
20 minutes: 5/1
15 minutes: 8/1
10 minutes: 25/1
 
Top Ten Horses Least Likely To Win the Kentucky Derby:


10. Green Mountain is Toast

9. The Z Pokes Me

8. Solyndra on Steriods

7. Volcker Rocks

6. Chris Cristie in a Horse Costume

5. Corzine Dancer

4. 3-Legged Fuikishima

3. To Da Moon

2. Doing God's Work

1. Breasts of CNBC
 
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