Well I finally got back from dinner. It didn't go exactly as I had hoped. Here is some valuable advice for all. If you are going to get your credit card declined when paying for dinner, DON'T do it at a sushi joint. Those guys have pretty much no senses of humor, and they got a LOT of really sharp knives!
And washing dishes to pay off a meal isn't like what I am used to when I usually do it at a local diner or pizza joint, or the occasional steakhouse for special occasions (how's THAT for a badly constructed sentence?). Not even close! I mean they hardly even HAVE dishes. That's no problem. But cleaning out those little saki cups.....thought I broke my fingers quite a few times. And cleaning up the fish entrails and bones....the worst. Now I can take a four hour bath, and my wife will still say I have to sleep in the dog house. And I hate that dog house. No A/C, and if you know what fire ants are here in Fla, well I need tell you no more!!! And worse, the damn dog will probably love the smell
But I paid my debt, like I always do. You would think my family would have at least waited by the bar, but no. I had to walk home. So now it's really late, and I don't think I have a lot to offer in the way of advice right now. Except to say, ALWAYS keep it simple. I could have written a check, and they wouldn't have known squat until at least tomorrow. Simple. Silly me! Or I could have called that chump Menace to come take care of the tab. He owes me money. But no!!! He doesn't even get paid for his work, so he can't pay me back!
Chas; my son doesn't play ball anymore (not seriously...just for his fraternity). Blew out his knee. He loves baseball and his life is sports. I think he wants to be Arliss now. He is trying to inveigle his way into the heart of Fred Wilpon's son (Fred owns the Mets, his son runs the Brooklyn Cyclones). Hey "inveigle"....good word. Haven't used it since I was in college and I knew that was what I was trying to do with all the girls there. But I digress!
Daniel M, my friend....glad to see you here. No politics of religion here, or I will give your home address to Traderfut2000. He will bring a jihad and the wrath of Allah Himself upon you for any misbehavior. Great stuff by the way (my wife is an expert on the middle east, and she was impressed by your knowledge and intelligence...and that you did your homework. Only thing I ever printed from here for her to read. His stuff was also excellent. Great debate. Highly recommended. See "students blow up..." in Chit Chat if you missed it...you other people I mean).
Now, I have to apologize for not disclosing my
trading for simpletons wisdom right now, but I am too tired to think straight. Most people think this is because I am just not capable of thought. I myself blame my mother most of the time. When other mothers were singing "Rock A Bye Baby" to their infant sons, my mother was singing "Play That Funky Music White Boy", and it messed me up. But still, I am really tired, and I will talk about trading tomorrow for sure.
But I will say this: if keeping it simple works for me, then it can work for you. Because almost certainly, every one of you has more brains and more common sense than me. And I can prove that statement! I will defend my certainty of my incompetence to the end. I may be dumb, but I am persistent.
MrSub...what can I say? Five digits is better than 6? Tell Bubba you got a touch of Ebola. Hell, tell him you are a leper, which from what Eva has told me is somewhat accurate. But I don't really take her word as gospel, so who knows? Just get to the infirmary or whatever it takes. But bring your prison issued laptop with you so we can continue to "dialogue".
MarcD, I will try to live up to your expectations. I will not be able to however. So if I were you, I would stop reading this thread right now, and just imagine how much fun it would have been. And how informative.
Good night all, and Peace and Good Trading (as my ex-friend Publias who stiffed me for a signature would have said). Oh, and did you know that Publias is a bigot? He thinks people who are color blind should be kept separate and not equal. But he is young. Perhaps he will mature and accept my silent minority.

RS7
(still devoid of signature)