Dear Sweet Bobby,
After carefully following your journal and seeing your latest monthly results, I would like to offer you a job opportunity. I am an older woman who runs a hedge fund using a similar strategy to yours. Lately the fund hasn't been performing well, and your strategy seems to be much better than ours.
So if you wouldn't mind to be employed in a hedge fund for a serious compensation, please get back to me as soon as possible because I am going to be busy with a few court cases in the near future.
Sincerelly,
K.B.
BWAAAA!