My favorite Maine Joke,
When God made Maine he rested and took in the beauty of his creation, beautiful mountains, peaceful lakes, but after a time God decided it needed some activity so he created a man, a Native American Indian (no relation to Elizabeth Warren).
But instead of being in harmony with nature and creation the Indian man just built a canoe and paddled all day around a lake, yelling a war cry.
This went on for several weeks, God decided he needed to intervene. So God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep and God removed half his brain. Immediately when the Indian woke he went right back to paddling and yelling.
God thought there’s only one thing left to do, remove all his brains..... once again to sleep, full brain removal.
God waited to see what the Indian man would do....... he awoke, launched his canoe. And started singing, Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques, Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?