Just reported that theres only one pint of oil left in the world

I went to the store to buy some Absolut, saw a 120 lb chick in an Escalade, driving by herself, and rolled my window down and flipped her the bird.
 
Quote from ByLoSellHi:

I went to the store to buy some Absolut, saw a 120 lb chick in an Escalade, driving by herself, and rolled my window down and flipped her the bird.

That's mean! She probably does not know that oil = gasoline...
 
Quote from stock777:

trading on that news.


Hey, will this get yer fat ass out of the SUV and walking to the store?

Screw that, I'll just ride one of my horses.
 
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