Jokes again

Santa:wat is d opposite of achaar?

Banta:i dont know.

Santa:Onion.Banta:how?
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Santa:achaar=pickle=peekal=pee kal opposite of pee kal=pee aaj pee aaj=peeaaj=pyaj=onion
 
A guy and his buddy are pissing into a lagoon.

The first guy says "My dick is so long I can tell the water is cold."

The second guy says "Yeah, its also deep."
 
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